SOFT ARSES ((CONTAINS SWEARING ))

I CANT BELIEVE THAT SOME SOFT ARSES ARE NOT GOING TO BURNLEY BECAUSE OF THE OTT TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS. YES I KNOW ITS STUPID AND ITS LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SCUM BUT FUCK ME ITS THE BIGGEST TWO GAMES IN THIS SEASONS FIXTURES.
YOU GOTTA BE AT EWOOD FOR 915ISH AWDEEEEFUCKING DUMS.IT MIGHT BE COLD FFS GROW A SET OF FUCKING BALLS .ANYONE WITH THESE EXCUSES ARE A JOKE.PEOPLE CANT AFFORD MANY AWAY GAMES ,IM INCLUDED IN THIS AS CSA OWN MY BOLLUCKS BUT FUCK IT ...THAT IS WHAT CREDIT CARDS ARE FOR.
LAST TIME I WAS A BIT DRUNK AND GOT SMACKED WITH A BOTTLE THROWN AT THE BAR BY A COUPLE OF PRIMARNI SCRUFFY CUNTS,THIS TIME IM OFF THE ALE IM TAKING MY LAD SO IM BEING SENSIBLE FOR ONCE.
IVE BEEN TO THE DINGLE DOME ON THE TRAIN AND BY VAN IN THE PAST AND YES IT WAS HAIR RAISING AND YOU NEEDED WITS ABOUT YOU BUT ITS STILL FUNNY ON THE COACHES AS GRANPA AND MA DINGLE WAVE AT THE HORDES OF FOLK FROM 15 YEARS IN THE FUTURE PASS THROUGH THEIR CESS PIT.HELL THE LAST TIME THE DINGLES BEAT US COLOUR TV'S AND THE DINGLES WERE NOT INVENTED.(CAPS I KNOW BUT FUCK ME SOME FOLK)

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